How Are You Gentlemen!!

Honest Injun Francine Dee November 27, 2008

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My bad on the Priya Rai. She is not the Thanksgiving type Indian, she is the other kind. How about this, though? Lovely squaw, ain’t she? “Hi Gorgeous, my name’s John Rolfe. Yes I do have a blunderbuss in my pocket — and I’m also glad to see you…” This fair Indian maid is named Francine Dee. No, that can’t be right…

Thankful for Priya Rai @ New Sensations November 27, 2008

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On this day dozens of years ago the pilgrims had the indians over, deep fried a turkey, popped a few cans of cranberry muck and called it Thanksgiving. From such beginnings it’s no wonder indians and palefaces have been such good friends. We think indians are beautiful — so what better way to celebrate this day than with a real indian honey like Priya Rai. Ho-ka-hey!

Dita von Teese Just Hanging Out @ Ken Marcus November 26, 2008

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Other phrases that came to mind: “Dita von Teese Tied Up at the Moment,” “Dita von Teese On the Hook,” and “Dita von Teese with a Giant Ball Gag in her Mouth.”

Callipygian Jelena Jensen @ Fetish Dolls November 26, 2008

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Some fellas will get off on the fact that Jelena is wearing latex panties, which is indeed cause for joy. But even better we think is the attention paid to Jelena’s fine backyard. That is a plump bird — stand back while daddy carves it.

Kyla Cole Super Shiny @ DazGlam November 26, 2008

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Body oil, Champagne, glittery gladiator boots… dead sexy.

Nobody Puts Kirsty in the Corner @ OnlyTease November 26, 2008

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Here’s a young British bird you ought to know (if you don’t already) — Kirsty Corner. She had a website up at http://www.kirstyonline.com/ but it is down, at least at the moment. Perhaps though OnlyTease will give us more of her in the future.

Puma Swede Gonna Beat Off All Your Demons @ Absolute Pornstars November 25, 2008

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Sooner or later the ubiquitous Puma Swede was bound to show up here. And when she shows up with a truncheon and some sort of vaguely Soviet police hat, it is pointless to resist.

Namie Koshino a Glazed Jelly Donut @ Idols69 November 25, 2008

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We’re not stupid — we know what it’s supposed to look like. But we also know it doesn’t really look like this. So if it’s not what they’re pretending it is, what is it? Could be anything. Could be some sort of industrial lubricant. Could be Jergens soft soap. Or it could be a sugary topping such as you might find on a Danish. Whatever it is, it’s not what they want you to think it is.

Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko Nude @ Babylon X November 25, 2008

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Let us rephrase that. BOND. GIRL. OLGA. KURYLENKO. NUDE. And as Blofeld said to Oddjob, “Gentlemen, we have bush.”

Felony, Mariah Milano, and Us Makes Three November 25, 2008

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The internet is a vast ocean of obsession — whatever you like, be it Star Trek or PERL or something else, you will find kindred spirits who share your mania. Under the category of “something else” would be Mariah Milano’s nipples. Ever-hard, pencil-eraser pointers that have become a minor obsession of ours. It’s an obsession that we and the model Felony (pictured, mouth agape) certainly seem to share. I wonder what other interests we may have in common. Bungee-jumping? The Rockford Files? Swedish meatballs? Philately? Yeah, that’s it — Felony loves philately. You can see it in her eyes.